I'M PISSED

Momma and Poppa tricked me today. They told me I was going to the vet to get Momma's squirrel bite looked at (yeah, Momma's a dummy, she tried to feed a squirrel when she was in TX. Apparently the squirrel thought Momma's finger looked better than the cookie she was trying to feed him.) Anyway - we'ze was at the vet for a checkup for me. AND the vet said I need to lose 15 lbs!!!! NO WAY! Momma says I won't be getting ice cream every day anymore! This isn't fair!! Monte needs to lose 10.