They'ze Crazy

Aunt Corey just informed us of why we'ze her houseguests this weekend (Momma and Poppa don't tell us nothin'). She says they ran all over Washington DC today. In fact, she says they ran 26.2 miles. I told her that would make about 9 trips to the park and I don't understand why they'ze going someplace else when they can just take me and my brother to the park and back like 9 times. I'ze feeling neglected. I'm sure Monte's neglected too but he's been laying around on the couch so he's not complaining. AND Momma forgot to make sure we'ze had food at Aunt Corey's. Luckily she's the best aunt in the world cause she went to our house and picked some up for us. I'ze told her she could just cook us up some steaks or chicken even but she wasn't very agreeable.